OMG! How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number One?

OMG! How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number One?

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How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number 1
How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number 1
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Basically – what were people thinking?! Maybe it was the trends during the release time?

But when you give these a listen you will really want to know how did these songs make it to the top spot in the music charts?

Most are annoying ear worms that you want to scratch out of your ear. Let’s review those times that the public had absolutely no musical taste whatsoever:

 

Mr Blobby – 1993
Mr Blobby, Destiny Music

How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number 1 - Mr Blobby
How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number 1 – Mr Blobby

It is an unknown logic that exists within this universe that enabled this AWFUL song to reach number 1 in the UK charts. Not once, but twice!

This novelty song knocked Meat Loaf off a seven week run at number 1 in December 1993. The nation’s ears thought they had found relief when Take That took the number 1 spot a week later.

But for some inexplicable reason the British public put Mr Blobby back at number 1 for the Christmas. Mr Blobby was the side-kick character of Noel Edmonson in his TV show Noel’s House Party.

 

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Batdance – 1989
Prince, Warner Bros

How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number 1 - Batdance
How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number 1 – Batdance

Maybe it was thanks to his fame and notoriety? Or was it because we expect musical genius? What exactly helped the now late singer Prince achieve a number 1 with this weird and senseless song?

Well for starters Tim Burton’s Batman film used it on the soundtrack. It is possible it was just a last minute thrown together mish mash. It sounds like a patchwork of samples from the dialogue in the film set to rhythm tracks.

Prince was set to release a different song for the film, but he felt it was far too dark. It is likely that the huge public anticipation of the Batman film enabled this dreadful piece of music gain its number 1 slot .

 

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Barbie Girl – 1997
Aqua, Universal

How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number 1 - Barbie Girl
How Did These Terrible Songs Get to Number 1 – Barbie Girl

Not only were people with good music taste appalled by this hideous piece of music, Mattel also took the band to court. Aqua were a Eurotrash dance-pop group with members from Denmark and Norway.

The song reached number 1 around Europe, in the UK, Australia and the US. Rolling Stone magazine called it one of the most annoying songs, in 2007. NME awarded it “Worst Single” in 1998.

But the catchy nature of this whiney tune was clearly too addictive for the people who felt they had to buy the single.

 

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