Bizarre THINGS People Have Married

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Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
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You Will Be Shocked To Learn What Bizarre THINGS These People Have Married!

It’s hard enough to be married to another human. What, with all the compromise, give and take, and teamwork it takes. It seems that these days’ people have forgotten what the original purpose of marriage was. On the other hand, is it that in modern times Marriage needs redefining?

There has been a recent trend mentioned in the news for people to marry themselves in lavish self-commitment ceremonies, where friends and family bring wedding gifts and make toasts. We also live in a modern world that is more open-minded to strange sexualities which were once considered sinister disorders, like objectum sexuality or dendrophilia.

 

Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
Bizarre THINGS People Have Married

 

The world is becoming more open-minded. Therefore people who are in love with objects feel safe admitting it publicly. Not only do they claim to love, but there are also people marrying objects.

But the consensus seems to be that as long as it hurts no one else, what’s the harm? We have brought together some of the most outrageous and bizarre things that certain people have made an effort to marry ceremoniously.

 

Married to a Roller Coaster

Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
Bizarre THINGS People Have Married

His name is Bruce, according to 56-year-old Linda, and she claims their marriage is just like any normal marriage. She decided to make a commitment and have a wedding ceremony to the 20-meter-tall Roller Coaster.

Linda met Bruce 26 years ago while working at the carnival where he was located. Additionally, she enjoys candle-lit dinners with him and will spend the night sleeping on him. She is also not unique; there are many other similar objectum sexuality stories.

Furthermore, she is not the only woman to have married a Roller Coaster. Amy Wolfe of Pennsylvania married 1001 Nachts and has since ridden him over 3000 times. She plans on changing her surname to Weber, the name of the ride’s manufacturer.

 

Married to a Car

Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
Bizarre THINGS People Have Married

Edward Smith gave up trying to have human partners 23 years ago. According to Smith, people are not shiny or metallic enough and don’t go fast enough. Additionally, the leather doesn’t run smooth on the passenger side of a buxom blonde or an exotic brunette in quite the same way.

After having over 1000 vehicular partners (his first at age 15!) and experiencing the most intense sex of his life with the helicopter from the 80s TV series Airwolf, this “mechaphile” has decided to settle down with his VW beetle and marry it in an intimate ceremony. If you think that is crazy, a fellow mechaphile, who goes by the name Joachim A, fell in love with and married, a steam locomotive.

 

Marrying a sex doll

Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
Bizarre THINGS People Have Married

There is a rather tragic recent story of a terminally ill Beijing man who, rather than leave a widow, decided to marry a sex doll so he might have a dream wedding before he died.

However, other men think a sex doll is a perfect woman. Additionally, they have abandoned the idea of real women altogether. No nagging, no criticizing, and no problem with weird sexual requests in bed.

“Davecat” wanted the perfect woman, and no real living breathing human woman could fit the bill. So he had a company called Abyss Creations make him a synthetic sex doll to meet all of his requirements. They married, and interestingly, she doesn’t complain that he has an extra live-in girlfriend doll on the side.

Similarly, Everard Cunion has a harem of 12 sex dolls. He even had a lavish wedding ceremony to marry his favorite one.

 

Marrying an Animal

Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
Bizarre THINGS People Have Married 

A British millionaire by the name of Sharon Tendler decided to marry a dolphin named Cindy in 2005. Donning a veil and white dress, adorned with a pink floral crown, she made vows with the dolphin in front of an utterly stunned crowd at the Israeli resort where the dolphin lived.

In another case, an Australian man married his Labrador. He swore blind it wasn’t sexual. Similarly, in other cultures, there are instances of people marrying animals for ritual purposes.

 

 

 

In Nepal, marrying a dog brings you good luck if you are an old man who has re-grown teeth. Additionally, in a remote Indian village, two young girls were married to frogs in a lavish ceremony. Locals believed it would prevent diseases spreading amongst the community.

Another Indian man married a dog to break a curse he thought inflicted him. In other more bizarre cases of bestiality, the punishment for engaging in sex with an animal in places like Bali and Sudan is to marry the defiled animal.

 

Marrying Tourist Landmarks

Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
Bizarre THINGS People Have Married

When you visit Paris, you will likely ride to the very top of Erika “Aya” Eiffel’s husband and take in the view. Erika “legally” wed the Eiffel Tower in a ceremony that involved supportive friends and family, in 2007.

Her good friend Eija Riitta Berliner-Mauer shares her objectum-sexuality and married the Berlin Wall 38 years ago. She also runs a website for fellow sufferers. She was utterly devastated when the repressive symbol was “mutilated” following its historical felling. Additionally, she claims to have made love to it even as a teenager.

 

Marrying a Tree

Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
Bizarre THINGS People Have Married

She says his name is Tim, and that he is better than any of the men she has tried to have relationships with in the past. Emma McCabe decided to marry this poplar tree called “Tim,” and claims to have somehow already had the best sex of her life with “him.”

It is assumed this woman suffers from a condition called dendrophilia. But if you think that is strange enough, there are entire groups of people who call themselves “ecosexual.” They believe that healing the earth is best done via making love to it – literally.

They regularly hold marriage ceremonies where they can marry the entire planet. Famous former porn star Annie Sprinkle officially has the Earth as her spouse. This marriage includes a polygamous relationship with her human wife.

 

Marrying a video game character

Bizarre THINGS People Have Married
Bizarre THINGS People Have Married

A Japanese man who only goes by the name of Sal 9000 fell in love with a computer game avatar. He “met” the avatar in a game called Nene Anegasaki.

Sal 9000 started to develop an obsession with this virtual girlfriend. While may other players of games will “virtually” marry the character inside the game, he took it a step further. He decided to have a real life ceremony, dressed in a white suit and tie.

He invited guests and had a marriage that involved a priest. The marriage was also broadcast live to 3000 viewers. He takes her with her everywhere. On one occasion, he took her on vacation to Disneyland.

In a country where suppression of emotions is encouraged, Sal 9000 feels this gives him an outlet for them.